Saturday, February 24, 2018

A Turtle Crossing the Highway in the Desert



My daily commute to work is a wild one some days.  It sometimes makes me think of the song "Over the river and through the woods" but it's more like "Over the mountain and around the lake, did I really see that, or was it a mistake?"  There is never a dull moment on this commute, and I have seen some things that I never imagined I would see on a drive to work.

The ride is a 45 minute drive on the Trans Canada (Hwy 1) from my little town to the sprawling metropolis of Kamloops.  It starts off with right-hand turn onto a dead straight stretch which is great for acceleration but quickly turns into the windy Deadman Creek area, or "Deadman's" as the locals say.  This is the first of four "sketchy" areas of the drive.  We have seen many vehicle incidents in this area, most notably a transport truck with a massive industrial unit, who clearly misjudged the turn and ended up on the opposite side of the road, tipped over onto its side.  It took a couple of massive cranes and a couple of days of work to get it out of there.  That was surely a million dollar oops.

After getting down "Deadmans" the road straightens and has an immediate passing lane, which is long enough to blow past the slow semi's who are gradually regaining speed after creeping down the hill.  This route often has semi's along the way, but in the Winter months, you are bound to see a tenfold increase.  See this route is the alternate route to the Coquihalla Highway, or as some of you may know it, the "Highway thought Hell" as it is aptly named from the show bearing the same name.  The "Coq" is closed it seems more often than it is open in the winter.  When it is closed, my daily commute has all of the "Coq" traffic.

The drive quickly goes through the town of Savona, a beautiful little town along Kamloops Lake.  The rest of the drive winds around the lake, which provides daily spectacular sunrises and sunsets.  
After Savona is the worst part of the ride, heading up "Size Mile Hill" which is I am assuming 6 miles long.  This "hill" is what I consider "the mountain" as I am sure it qualifies as a mountain pass.  It is extremely windy, very tight in some areas, has passing lanes in some areas, and still makes me squeamish some days.  This part of the drive requires laser focus.  One moment of distraction could see you down an embankment or in a head-on collision. We have seen quite a few bad accidents in this area over the last couple of years.  I still drive well under the speed limit during the winter months on this stretch because I'd rather be alive on the other side of the mountain.

One of the funniest things I have seen on my commute was on "the mountain." One day I was driving along, almost to the mountaintop, and I see what looks like a weird looking flat, round rock on the opposite side of the road.  As I come up closer, it looked like it had moved closer to the yellow line.  Dumbfounded, I tried to look a bit closer as I drove past as I knew I wouldn't be able to turn around and go back.  All I could think was "Is that a turtle?  We're like 800 ft up from the lake, and this is the desert...why on God's dusty dry earth is there a turtle in the middle of the desert?"  All the way to work I was doubting myself.  There couldn't have been a turtle crossing the highway in the desert.  I was telling one of the new co-workers about the incident.  She lived in the Kamloops area for years and confirmed that there are actually turtles in the wild.  I sure didn't think I would ever witness that on my commute to work.



The top of "Six Mile" is a beautiful rest stop that is a great place to stop and snap a picture of beautiful sunsets and sunrises.  It's also an area you need to watch out for Rattle Snakes.  Yes, you head that right, Rattle Snakes.  This area is pretty rocky and hot, which these snakes love.  There are signs there warning that there have been Rattlers spotted in this area, so heed the warning.



The downward slope of "the mountain" has spectacular views of Kamloops Lake, and is home to Tobiano, which is a luxury golf course/housing community.  It is supposedly one of the best golf courses in BC. It also has a marina, which is popular with boaters in the area.

You then come into the Cherry Creek area, which is a similar type community to mine, an acreage/hobby farm community.  This stretch of road is known for deer getting hit on the road.  I have had to call in more than my fair share of calls to the cops to assist animals on the road that were hit but still alive.  There is a couple of times a year, which the morning commute happens at the same time as the "deer witching hour" as I like to call it.  It's when the drive starts in the dark at my house and is just getting bright by the time you are coasting down "the mountain."  It only lasts about a week, but it's not uncommon to see 4 or 5 deer being hit on the highway.  I have the local RCMP number in my phone so I can make a quick hands free call if needed.

The drive through Cherry Creek is actually a good 1/4 of the drive.  There is a beautiful horse boarding facility, and we often admire the horses and their shenanigans.  One morning I was driving through, as I was coming into Cherry Creek I sadly saw an adult and baby raccoon who had been hit on the road, which actually got to me and made me sad.  A few minutes later I was driving past the horse facility and one of the horses was standing next to the fence, resting his head on one of the fence posts.  This immediately made me bust out laughing and think of this meme.





One morning, just a little further down from the horse facility, there was a tour bus that had crashed overnight.  Turns out it was Jason Aldene's tour bus, which had an accident after their concert in Kamloops.  Luckily noone was hurt in this accident.



One day in the spring of 2017, I was driving through Cherry Creek and was shock at what I saw.  The day before we had noticed some flooding in some of the farmers fields in the area.  We hadn't thought much about it.  This one day, as I was driving towards one of the local roads in the area, I noticed that the water from the creek was overflowing its banks.  Turned out to be one of the worst flooding situations in a nightmarish spring.  Roads washed out, bridges washed out, and it was a true disaster for the people in this area.  Cache Creek, the town to the west of our house, also had massive flooding and sadly lost their beloved Fire Cheif in rushing flood waters.  Mother nature sure was not happy in 2017.



Just a bit further down the road, one morning I came upon a broken down donut truck who looked like he was on his way to a carnival or food festival.  I pondered whether the driver could whip me up a batch of donuts in exchange for a ride to town.  Although I love Donuts, I have also been schooled in "stranger danger" and decided not to stop, he looked like he was on the phone calling for assistance.  Now I want Donuts.



After winding through the last curvy area in Cherry Creek, it is smooth sailing into Kamloops.  As much as the commute along Highway 1 sounds terrifying, the sketchiest part of the ride in the winter is usually in Kamloops.  Once you make the turn onto Highway 5, which is actually the end of the 120km/hr Coqihalla, it's a bit of a "dodge the slowing down trucks" game.  Luckily the merge onto the highway is it's own lane, so most days the trucks are just blowing by you on the one side and not coming up behind you in the same lane.  

For a city that is in the middle of many mountainous areas, and has been getting "good old Canadian Winters" I am sure since before snow clearing equipment has been around, Kamloops has some seriously awful winter driving conditions.  Everyone always asks about my commute during winter conditions. Most of the time the highway is relatively clear, but once I get into Kamloops, it's like "ice road truckers" on actual roads.  The roads are so slippery.  I almost slid through a turning lane right into a car at the top of the lane one morning.  I could see the ice from about 150 feet away, but there was no avoiding it.  You could see about 10 other vehicles tracks who weren't so lucky and had to steer their cars into the side of the road into the snow banks.  

One of the biggest complaints I have about the commute is that BC seems to put gravel mixed with sand on the roads for traction, well not quite as big as regular gravel, but damn those rocks can cause some damage to windshields. Thank goodness most insurance policies here cover windshields.  I have to replace mine probably twice a year.  With a 60km each way ride to work and back home, I get hit by a flying piece of gravel probably once a week.  My windshield has more cracks than a plumber convention (sorry if that offended any plumbers).



I am sure the next many many years of making this commute will have many more interesting things to see.  Truth be told, the commute does get easier as time goes by.  It is a good wind down after a hard day at work because you have to shut your brain off and concentrate on the road.  Thinking about work on the road will get you into a situation that you may not want.

I hope you enjoyed these stories.  Thanks for reading.

Jen


Tuesday, February 6, 2018

That time I moved from the North Pole to the Desert






For the last two and a half years, I have been writing this post in my head.  The whirlwind of this time passing has spun me "right round" about 10,000 times.  I decided that it was time to sit down and put it on paper...well metaphorical paper.

It all started in May of 2003 when I jumped on an airplane the day after I graduated from university.  I was headed off to the "North Pole" aka Fort McMurray, Alberta.  I call it the "North Pole" because to be frank...it's freaking cold for 1/2 the year.  The 12 years I spent in Fort McMurray was also a whirlwind.  I secured a great career and worked with some amazing companies.  I met my husband, got married and bought our first house.  We got a dog, made a lot of friends and had a lot of fun.  

Having grown up in British Columbia my husband always dreamed of moving back to the province.  Being from the East Coast, I had never even once thought about living in British Columbia.  My friend who had moved from Fort McMurray to Kamloops BC had given me a line on a job with an amazing company in her town.  I applied for the job and hadn't heard anything for months.  Fast forward to October of 2014, my hubby really injured his back, and we weren't sure what the future held.  The day after he was taken by ambulance to the hospital for a 9-day stay, I got a call from said company, asking me to interview for the job.  I ended up turning the job down because I just wasn't sure what the future held...and it just wasn't the right time.

About 6 months later, the job was coming around the second time.  My husband was feeling much better and encouraged me to apply for the job again.  We had one dilemma though, we needed to find somewhere to live. We searched and searched for the perfect property.  We had initially been looking at older properties which needed a bunch of work.  We miraculously came across a property listing that had everything we were looking for, rancher house with a big kitchen, huge shop and a decent chunk of land.  The only thing that could make this property better would be if it was closer to town.  A 45-minute commute to work would be a challenge, but doable.  We put an offer in on the house on the spot.  I got the job a couple of days later.  In two short months, we would be moving to sunny Savona, BC.

I was scared to death of what was to come.  I was scared of being alone while my husband worked.  I was scared of the drive to work.  What if there was a huge snowfall, what if there was a wildfire while I was at work.  What would I do with the pupper if I was going somewhere?  What would I do if something in the house broke?  What would I do if someone broke into the house in the middle of the night?  The list of fears was endless.  

The last Friday in July, I packed up my office, packed up my Suburban, and the next morning I officially headed out of Fort McMurray.  I thought I would be more emotional when I left.  I said my goodbyes to family and friends during the week, but I can honestly say I didn't shed one tear leaving my house and the place I called home for the last 12 years.

It took me 2 days to get to Savona, with a stop into Calgary on the way down to see my Sister and Brother-in-Law and to break up the drive.  The drive from Calgary to Kamloops is a beauty that time of year.  It was also tire melting hot.  I knew I was getting closer to "home" when I rolled through Kamloops.  I had only been to the property once before with our realtor.  In the 15 minutes we were there I managed to step in a massive cactus patch and had a huge cactus quill shove itself right through my squishy sneaker sole, right into the pad of my foot.  You may be thinking, why would there be cactus in your new yard? Well, the answer to that question is because our new house is in the middle of Canada's desert.  



My new job started the day after I arrived in the new desert home.  The drive to work was a bit intimidating at first, going up and down a windy mountain every day.  Luckily that mountain is part of Highway 1, and it's a bus route so it is kept quite clean.  The first couple of days in my new house I met more neighbours than I had the entire 12 years in Fort McMurray. See, our house is at the back of our property, perched on a gorgeous bench that kind of overlooks a river.  There is another bench about 300 feet below us, which is closer to the river.  There is a "road" aka "dirt path" behind our house that people walk and ride on all the time.  Multiple times a day horses, people, dogs, and other assortments of animals make their way past the back of our house.  We have a beautiful covered deck that is parallel to that train, so I spent a lot of time getting acquainted with the views from the back of the house.  Conveniently it's very close to the trail so I also got to know the neighbours quite quickly.



The first weekend at the house, about 8 women showed up with wine, to welcome me to the neighbourhood.  I had met some of them already, but most were new.  They told me all about the community, including all of the creepy crawlers I had to be wary of.  There were snakes, including rattlers, black widow spiders, coyotes, mice and many other critters.  After the gang of women departed, I started making a list of things I needed to pick up to defend our property.



I headed into Kamloops Canadian Tire the next day armed with a list of things I needed.  I had never been to this Canadian Tire before so I had no idea where to look for the things I needed.  An older gentleman who worked there asked if he could help me.  I handed him a note that said...


The worker may have looked at me like I was an axe murderer that just escaped from the jail up the road.  To make myself feel better, and to prove I wasn't some sort of shovel-wielding killer, I quickly explained that I just moved into a new house in the boonies and I need these things to ward off the critters and pests.  He helped me find the four items and I made my way back to the desert.

About two weeks after moving into the house, my husband was home for the weekend.  We decided that we had to do something about the 6 foot tall weeds in the front yard.  My husband showed me how to turn on and run the John Deer lawn tractor that came with the house.  To be honest, it may have taken him a few times to show me before it stuck in my head.  As I was mowing the "lawn" which is really just weeds and cactus, the wind was picking up quite a bit.  As I was about 3/4 of the way finished mowing through the 6 foot weeds, I wasn't going to stop for a little wind.  Turns out it was actually a lot of wind, and it was kicking up "tumbleweeds" and blowing them around the yard.  One of them hit me square in the side of the face as I was rushing to finish up mowing.  I ran for cover onto our covered deck.  



Much to my disgust, I noticed a small snake slithering between the deck and the siding.  I panicked because I knew if my Husband saw it he would die...or at least faint.  I grabbed the Canadian Tire shovel that I just purchased, and I "relocated" the snake.  I can't say how or where, but let's just say it wasn't in our yard anymore.  I went up to the shop and told my husband and he almost passed out. 

That night when we were just getting ready to go to bed, my husband spots a mouse in the house.  Great, just great.  Another critter that needed to be dealt with. Luckily there were some traps which the previous owners had left.  The next morning the mouse was no longer.

Who knew that the first couple of weeks in our new home would be so eventful.  I never thought I would learn to drive a tractor, deal with a snake, get hit in the face by a tumbleweed and kill a mouse in a 24 hour span.  

Here is to many more adventures in this crazy countryfried life.

Jen








Monday, February 5, 2018

Caramel Chocolate No-Bake Cheesecake


Over the Christmas season, I saved all of the bits and pieces of a couple of batches of shortbread cookie dough and froze them to use in the future.  I also some cream cheese that needed to be used up.  One snowy weekend I decided that I would make a cheesecake.

Out of all of the kitchen tools and gadgets we have, I couldn't for the life of me find a cheesecake spring form pan.  I knew I had one at one point in my life but coupe not locate it when I needed it.  In hindsight, I should have made this cheesecake in a square baking pan.

This recipe is one you may want to make when you are in the kitchen doing other stuff as it has quite a bit of waiting around time.

Shortbread Base
1 cup Butter
1 cup Flour
1/2 cup Icing Sugar
1/2 cup Corn Starch
1 tsp Vanilla

Caramel Layer
1 can Eagle Brand Sweetened Condensed Milk
1 tbsp Butter

Cheesecake Layer
2 block Cream Cheese (8oz)
1 cup Powdered Sugar
1/2 cup Whipping Cream
1 tsp Vanilla

Chocolate Ganache
1 bag Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips
1 cup Whipping Cream


Shortbread Base:
  • Pre-heat oven to 325 degrees. 
  • Mix all ingredients in mixer until soft dough forms.
  • Spray springform pan with no-stick spray.
  • Add 1/2 the shortbread base and pressure into the bottom of the pan forming an even layer.
  • Freeze the remaining dough or make some cookies.
  • Bake crust at 325 for 25 minutes until slightly brown.



Caramel Layer
  • Heat butter and sweetened condensed milk in a pan over medium heat until it turns a slightly brown color.
  • Pour over the precooked shortbread base.
  • Refrigerate for 1 hour.





Cheesecake Layer
  • Mix room temperature cream cheese, whipping cream, powdered sugar in a mixer until smooth.
  • Add vanilla.
  • Pour over cooled caramel base.
  • Smooth out top with a spatula.


  


Chocolate Ganache & Finishing
  • Warm whipping cream for three one minute intervals in microwave (or over low heat on the stove)
  • Pour chocolate chips into the hot cream.
  • Stir until chocolate chips are melted into the cream.
  • The mixture should look like warm runny chocolate icing.  
  • Let cool for about 10 minutes.
  • Stir again.
  • The mixture should be a silky smooth pourable icing.
  • Pour over cheesecake layer.
  • Top should be smooth like a skating rink.
  • Refrigerate for 4 hours.


    

This dessert is pretty sweet which is why I think it would be better as a square.  A little goes a long way.



This would be a great addition to a hot cup of coffee.



Jen